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So funny...TOP 30 THINGS TO DO WHEN YOUR BORED IN BAND CLASS * 1. Sit on a pillow and claim it channels your creative energy, ohmmmm 2. Play everything one octave up * 3. Wear a hat made out of tinfoil and claim you're channeling the soul of Mozart with it * 4. Use your instrument as a puppet * 5. Hurl cans of food at the wall and see how long it takes for one to open. Bonus points for some type of food that sticks to the wall. * 6. Play nothing but one note the entire time, preferably something that is always out of tune * 7. Stand up, scream "MUSIC COMES FROM THE SOUL!!" and shred your music sheets 8. Ask your Band Director why he hasn't worked on an opus * 9. Take someone’s crutches and use them as an instrument. Bonus points for a creative instrument. 10. Claim metronomes are against your religion 11. Take chairs from another section and line them up to form a bed and sleep. Name it after your section, [ex. Clarinet Nappy Land] * 12. Throw around a beach ball * 13. Make outragous claims like you wrote the music being played, or say that the real composer is a dirty little thief. That would be cool if said in a gollum voice, "its mine, they stoles it from us" * 14. When you finish a piece, wave a lighter in the air...be moved to tears 15. Play the spoons, kazoo, paper plate bean shaker, or one I've done many times at home: the hot dog tongs. Played like the spoons. Rock on. 16. two words: Carnival Music (like the organ grinder music) * 17. Stand up every time you crescendo, sit down as you decrescendo. 18. Bring in turntables and make a remix of all the songs 19. bring every march down to pianisammo and play legato and watch directors forehead pulse. 20. Cry 21. Randomly play a scale. Say you're practicing for the next scales test. Works best if next scales test is over 1 week away, or you just took one. * 22. Glue trinkets to your instrument, if your instructor asks what you're doing just say "pretty". I advise bringing one of those portable craft stations like you see on infomercials. 23. When asked to sing your part stand next to a stool, get out a mic and act like a snazzy club singer 24. Breakdance. Admit it, it would be fun. * 25. Ask why they never play any black music and then tell the director he's always bringing your people down…works best if you're white. * 26. Kidnap the first chair person of your instrument and leave a ransom note on the board, saying that you will only return him/her if you get moved to 1st. * 27. Replace the percussion with pots and pans and attach a note that says "Sorry, buget cuts" 28. play the recorder 29. Everytime the director asks your section to play, pray before 30. make small sacrifices to the "music gods." Bonus points if said sacrifices involve the marimba.
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* 4. Use your instrument as a puppet
11. Take chairs from another section and line them up to form a bed and sleep. Name it after your section, [ex. Clarinet Nappy Land]
15. Play the spoons, kazoo, paper plate bean shaker, or one I've done many times at home: the hot dog tongs. Played like the spoons. Rock on. (Hot dog Tongs? ROFLROFLXD)
* 17. Stand up every time you crescendo, sit down as you decrescendo.
YAY!!! That was funny!!!! seeeee you tomorrow Kelly!
lmfao i am going to try this in class hehehe